Early Retirement

Let’s see…you don’t go out to the club anymore,

You left that life of debauchery alone.

You traded in your bottles of alcohol and the club scene;

You replaced them with the warming sensation of a lady to call your own.

There comes a time in life when you have to realize that you can’t have your cake and eat it too,

Just make sure when you hang up your jersey for her,

She hangs her jersey up for you, too.